Saturday, August 23, 2008

The Hunt a.k.a Jamie the Man

Dear Diary.....



Well anyway a couple of weeks ago Jamie and me took off into the Tangihuas(spelling?) to do some goat shooting. After hiking up a hill for about an hour and not seeing a thing we decided to walk back to the car seen as there wasn't anything around, so we stop walking quietly and begin talking as we stroll down the hillside. Anyway as we are meandering along talking about all manner of things(maybe even you) we saw a goats head poking up over the hillock we where on so we stop talking and go back up the hill a bit and there below us is a little herd of about 10 goats wandering about chewing on the lovely green grass.
Jamie motions for me to sit still and begins silently going down the hill towards them then raises the rifle and BAM! a goat drops like a rock and the others take off. Another shot and another goat drops but rolls away into the bushes never to be seen by the human eye again. Meanwhile the other goats are running into the bush so we give chase and another shot from the rifle brings another to the ground. So while Jamie cleaned up that goat up i grabbed the gun and began walking back to find the others he shot. Then seeing a goat walking about on the hillside all by its lonesome i decided to put it out of it miserable loneliness and lifting the gun to my eye dropped it. But thats where the fun ended and the work began Jamie set about gutting them while i stood by taking some pics. Then came the fun filled job of carrying them back down the hill and across a paddock to the car with blood dripping down our shoulders like red waterfalls of joy and happiness.
Some of you might be thinking Jamie hunting..? Isn't he that guy with the tight jeans and the emo swish haircut(no offense James :D)
Unlike common misconception Jamie is not a emo who gets his nails manicured for flame on a Friday night but a real man. Not just a real man but probably the only bloke at flame who could survive without power or a roof over his head. I would go as far as to say that he could probably survive with nothing but a knife and a loincloth for the rest of his life, heres some proof.

Not shying from all that blood.

Thats a real dinner...

Jamie the REAL man!

4 comments:

James said...

You are sick haha...and those are the good photos of the ones you took...i make no comment regarding the loincloth...you should chuck up the fetus photos :p

Love is a Blindfolded Marathon said...

haha will on another post

PaisleyJade said...

great post Stephen... would hate the thought of Jamie wandering around in a loincloth though!

Rachel Kate said...

- those pics make u look heaps younger james...
- keep up the posts mawson ya sicko